A letter to the Edditer, from MAGA Mike.
We ain’t no cult. Maybe you’re in a cult. You ever done think of that?
Hey you smart-talking folks out there citing some fancy, shmancy “Margarita” Poll about our great President, Donald J. Trump… you think I’m the one in a cult?
Ha!
I was just settin’ here in the yard, next to that ol’ washer done broke down few years back, but I’m holdin’ on to in the extremely likely eventuality that someday I’ll need a part or two from it to fix the washer I got now, mindin’ my own business and doing some Facebook research on anti-vax expert Bobby Kennedy Jr, and I done come across some dumb lib posting some dumb shit about how just cuz I’m MAGA, and I worship at the alter of all things Donald Trump, and even re-named my own kids, Donald Trump, Trump Tower and Trump Ties, that I’m somehow in a “cult”.
Ha!
Yeah, I saw a whole bunch of photos, and heard a tape recording of my melted circus peanut messiah in his own voice, talkin’ about the classified information he had and knew he wasn’t supposed to be showing nobody. Sure, I know what the “deep state” Department of “Injustice” says they can “prove”. And you bet yer ass I know that a jury or two of regular American folk just like me saw mountains of “evidence” and then decided to charge him cuz it looks to them like there’s a real good chance he did the things they’re sayin he did.
But that don’t mean I have to believe it.
And you think the fact that I’m not only able to, but just about as excited as I am by the prospect of challenging my buddy’s pain threshold with a car battery, some clamps and some naked ass man-nipples, to disbelieve my own eyes and ears in favor of accepting as truth, that which the very same feller who stands accused of these crimes wants me to believe instead, somehow means that I am of some “sheep-like” mentality… well then I feel sorry for you.
Maybe yer the one in a cult. A cult of lonely losers. You call yourself a “Biden supporter” yet there you stand, no Biden hat, no star-spangled Biden singlet, no Biden cape, chaps, Koozie or cowboy boots. Hell, you probably don’t even fly a Biden Won flag off the back of yer truck.
And I am absolutely certain that you ain’t got his name tattooed anywhere on your body. Not nowhere I can see anyways. And if it ain’t on yer face or yer chest, and between us, I’ll even accept the neck, then it don’t count.
And even if you do have a tattoo, I’ll bet you got some kinda dumb Fucking quote from some dumb Fucking weight lifting old Judge lady who stole the whole three letters nickname from our Georgia peach, MTG.
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