What, pray tell is the manufactured Republican outrage du jour? What shiny object of complete and utter bullshit are they trying to employ to distract us from the MT. EVEREST OF MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE that is descending upon their rotting gourd God now?
Well, CPAP-gate fizzled out as fast as you could say “so the fuck what?”. The socks/no sneakers shocker is barely hanging on by it’s laces, and the video of Joe playing with a baby while her mom took selfies got a day of traction at best…
Today… and I hope you’re sitting down, because this one will send chills up your spine. Literally.
President Biden delivered an amazing speech on economic development in Philadelphia, and afterwards he… I can barely bring myself to type the words, he… was caught on video, sharing an ice cream sandwich break with American workers!!!!
[the crowd gasps]
He was so preoccupied with whether he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
There he was, a regular guy, sharing ice cream sandwich time with regular Americans. So, the question now, is whether impeachment will be enough or if it’s the firing squad.
Couldn’t he have stood 25 feet away and lobbed the sandwiches to the workers like a REAL President? Couldn’t he have autographed them and offered to sell them to the workers as long as he got a cut of the profits like REAL leaders do? He didn’t say once that he was the Second coming of Jesus. He didn’t later describe how these workers had tears in their eyes while saying “sir, sir, I want you to have my hard hat sir. I don’t care if I get hurt sir, you’re the best President in the history of the world sir”.
He shared an ice cream sandwich with them.
He interacted with them as if he ACTUALLY cared about them. As if they were “worthy” of his time. As if he WANTED to listen to their stories. Ugh.
Weak.
Once upon a time in this country, our President would have shaken those hands and said “you’re welcome for everything I have done for you. But I won’t do it anymore if you don’t vote for me, ok.”
But not this guy. Nope, not Mr. Milkshake himself. Not the guy whose ice cream scooper safe word is “keep going”.
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