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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Rush is my favorite Canadian band too. But I must admit “all the charm of a clogged toilet” got me laughing out loud, sitting all by myself at my desk.

Seriously, it’s time to arrest these thugs and rapists and let them have due process. Our time for standing against anything this evil regime is doing to our once peaceful country has arrived!

Carl Selfe's avatar

Still it is a coup full of deceit. Narcissism is characterized by a lack of empathy. Any empathy. Trump and Musk are afflicted. They live in a game of conning others. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/hornswaggling-over-100-days?r=3m1bs

Deb Mj's avatar

As always a perfect slam dunk of the clown and the circus. Love Canada!! Thank you JoJo!! Love you!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Sharon's avatar

As an American who was given refuge in Canada years ago, I am so grateful and proud of my adopted country. This is how to deal with insane wanna-be dictators. Thank you, my poutine-loving friends.

Karen Graham's avatar

Oh JoJo, I love what you say and I love how you say it. Your substack is a delightful mix of words telling truth.❤️

Kelly Rundel's avatar

I imagine trump asking someone to explain everything you said 😂😂😂

Phil Burns's avatar

He called KC the day of the Super Bowl...they lost bigly!!!

He called Team USA the of the finals of the international tournament...THEY LOST!!!

He backed Canada's conservative party...THEY LOST!!!

THE ORANGE NAZI IS DESTROYING EVERY FUCKING THING HE PUTS HIS NAME ON!!! Look at the USA and its real citizens...we're getting fucked without dinner before or a kiss after!!!

Kelly Rundel's avatar

It’s all he’s ever done!

Fitzified74's avatar

Perfect column, JoJo. The delusional diaper was great on the TV yesterday, being such a child when confronted with Mr. Garcias photoshopped had that had MS13 neat as a typewriter font in front of his face. He interrupts, bullies, and has to get the last WRONG word in. Stephen Miller must be busy creating all of those photoshopped images The gang that couldn't shoot straight needs to step aside for the Magical Morons who took their place. HT to our upstairs neighbors.

Laura D 💪🇨🇦's avatar

So many fantastic complimentary Canadian references weaved together so eloquently! And hilariously. 😆😂🤣

”united faster than a Tim Hortons drive thru” 😂. “James Bond in a parka” 🤣…and many more!

I am grateful to you for the laughter and perspective. Many of us Canadians are concerned with the high number of Conservative votes (are this many of us assholes/stupid/insane??), tough times are ahead, but it’s important to celebrate the magnitude/speed of our Liberal comeback, the awesomeness of Mark Carney, and this win for the light side of the force against the zombie apocalypse. 🇨🇦 ❤️

Suzette's avatar

Too funny, Jo! I come from redneck Alberta, were idiots have been voting Conservative for most of the last 50 years. The whining and crying started early yesterday and I will have to listen to it for another 4 years. The talk of separation or joining the U.S. has begun. I am just hoping that Prime Minister Carney will be so brilliant that he shows Albertans that they were wrong.

Kelly Rundel's avatar

Alberta needs to get rid of their dictator too!!!!

Ann Panda's avatar

I was so thrilled for Canada yesterday! And I'm especially thrilled this morning when I saw that rump endorsed our worthless R congressman!

Richard Hawn's avatar

You always make me laugh and I love you for it!

Linda Silfven's avatar

Canada is what America should have been, before we took the road to hell. They are truly the land of the free and the home of the brave. Our time is over. It’s tragic.

NRS STL's avatar

One word: Excellent!!

Kendall Halbert's avatar

Rush 🤘🤘

Charlie O'Connor's avatar

You nailed it again JoJo. So grateful our dear Canadian friends can see clearly the 2 very different countries operating down here.

And - a top-notch song pick from Rush.

Dale Bryant's avatar

Rush is one of my favorite groups and Tom Sawyer is my favorite.