Every time trump opens his dumb mouth, E. Jean Carroll is gonna make him pay.
Or in short: ‘Yes sir may I have another’.
*this was meant to be posted much earlier today, but work, a sick 4th grader, batting lessons and a baseball game (we won 11-10) meant that after I got dinner on the table at 10:15 (no shit) I could FINALLY finish. Life amirite?
But I digress…
We all know far too well by now that the melted circus peanut doesn’t seem to have a ‘shut the fuck up you’re only making it worse’ setting. We’ve seen everything from “he [Pence] could have overturned the Election!” to admitting to reimbursing his lawyer Michael Cohen for a $130,000 hush money payment made to porn star Stormy Daniels on the eve of the 2016 election.
He just can’t keep his dumb mouth shut.
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