Flipping the Kraken

There is no honor amongst thieves.

It is true that “Flipping the Kraken” sounds like something Lauren Hoebert would do at a kids musical, but it’s actually something that will result in Donald Trump getting fucked, and not some bowling ball boobie buffing bartender.

“Originating in Scandinavian folklore, the kraken is usually depicted as an aggressive cephalopod-like creature capable of destroying entire ships and dragging sailors to their doom.”

Sidney Plea Deal Powell infamously referenced said cephalopod (say that fast 5 times) when she described the election fraud case she was mounting for Donald Trump as a "Kraken" that, when released, “would destroy the case for Democrat Joe Biden having won the US presidency.”

Of course, that’s not exactly how things turned out. In fact, it sure as shit does look as though the actual Kraken case here is the one Fani Willis has mounted against Trump and his many co-conspirators.

Including getting tough-taking “Carpe diem” herself to plead guilty.

(As an aside, the Hootie & the Blowfish cover band “Actual Kraken” shall be joining the Rigged & Stollen Election Tour later this fall. Check your local VFWs and bowling alleys for dates, but I digress…)

The irony here is unrivaled. The writers really outdid themselves with this one.

Sidney Powell’s middle name was “Fox hit” in the wake of the 2020 election. Hell, that chick’s maudlin Eeyore looking face was on tv so often, she might as well have been on Rupert Murdoch’s payroll.

But as we now know, it turns out Dominion would end up with that distinction, and Tucker Carlson would not. Whoopsies.

She was out there night after night, looking like she’d just taken a big ol’ whiff of Trump’s stinky-ass neck-fold cheese while sucking on a lemon peel, making wildly baseless accusations about the Democrats committing election fraud.

Hugo Chavez and Venezuela and the ghost of Christmas past and whoever the hell else suited her fantastical flights of fancy, putting their hands in the cookie jar of democracy.

All would be “revealed” and the rightful winner of the election would be returned to the office Sleepy Joe Biden had stolen from him. She had ALLLLLL the proof of election interference, she said over and over again, so often you thought she might actually believe it.

Turns out, the proof she had, was the interference SHE had committed. And we know now, cuz she has confessed to committing it. She’s singing a very different tune now of course. Saving her ass at the wire. She’s spilling the beans. One day before jury selection in her trial was set to begin.