Fox is dragging Tucker and I am so fucking here for it.

Does this mean they had a moral epiphany? Hell fucking no.

Someone (or many someones) at Fox is having a great deal of fun at our favorite fired pundit’s expense these days. And you know what… I’m very much here for all of it.

Video after video and text after text have mysteriously “surfaced” in recent days revealing that, and hold on to your hats here folks because this one is a doozy… that Tucker the Fish Stick Heir Carlson is in fact, just as god awful off camera as he is (well, for now WAS) on camera.

https://twitter.com/mattgertz/status/1653409669807783936?s=46&t=0jhpxQw9pD9FCcEuf7-TIQ

Yep, the anthropomorphic milk-fed veal with the frat boy hair style, the marble smooth palms of privilege and the maniacal laugh who told his bazillion brainless sheep every night that white supremacy was a hoax, that the attack on the Capitol was staged, that immigrants make the country ‘poorer & dirtier’ and that liberal women are angry because they’re ‘married to weak men’ wasn’t cosplaying as a sexist, xenophobic bigot. He actually IS one. And while it appears as though the folks at Fox might be attempting to make themselves look as though they terminated Tucker for his intolerant ways, let’s be real here — we all know that whatever the hell they actually fired him for (and frankly, I do not care) it wasn’t some coming to Jesus moment of moral clarity. The best guess, most likely scenario is that he made them look like chumps, and when coupled with getting shellacked for 787 MILLION bucks, chumps don’t tend to want to keep heirloom frat boys around. Not much upside in that at the end of the day, especially not when there are far more rabid racists like Jesse Watters waiting in the wings.