Holy forking shitballs it really IS indictment season!

He’s fucked o’clock is nigh!

I was all set to write about the human glass of milk, Mike Pence filing his candidacy for President… I had even collected myself and stopped laughing long enough to give it a go - dragging him for being a fecklessly sycophantic pussy (apologies to pussies) while simultaneously spinning some fantastically fictional alternate universe erotic tale of him finally discovering his spine (with some help from a riding whip clutched in Mother’s hands) while standing on a debate stage with the guy who wanted him hanged, but some news broke you see… and it’s just too gosh darn delicious to ignore, so Motorcycle Mike and the Born to be Mild tour are just going to have to wait.

See - it was all teed up… but I digress.

We’ve been hearing grumbling about the Grand Jury hearing the documents case reconvening this week.

“The federal grand jury that has been hearing evidence in the Justice Department’s investigation of former President Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents is expected to meet again this coming week in Washington, according to multiple people familiar with the investigation.“ - NBC News

And of course, every legal expert, pundit and politico had their take as to why (most of it related to a likely imminent charging decision being reached)… but all of that was purely speculative of course (and much of this still is, but not quite as much as it WAS).

Today was a game changer.