It’s Biden‘s fault. Duh.
When you think like a Republican, it all becomes clear who is to blame here.
A Titanic-bound submersible tragically imploded nearly 2 miles deep in the ocean of the mid-Atlantic. All five people aboard were killed.
“The pattern of the debris suggests that at some point in the Titan's journey there was a leak. It was so deep in the sea by then that the amount of water above it would have been equivalent to the weight of the Eiffel Tower, tens of thousands of tons. The people inside are kept safe by the hull. But if there were a rupture to the structure the pressure outside would compress the vessel and disintegrate its carbon fiber body.”
A catastrophic accident happened. 2 miles deep and 900 miles east of Cape Cod.
And I’ll give you a dollar if you can guess who Republicans say is to blame.
Is it — Stockton Rush, the chief executive of OceanGate Expeditions, who ignored an email warning of safety concerns and asking him to halt trips until they were resolved?
Nope.
Is it the ocean itself — which especially at depths so extreme is volatile & unpredictable at best?
Nope.
Is it that there are no firm standards for submersibles like the Titan. And with the Titanic located in international waters, accountability – even if standards were in place – would have been tricky?
Nope.
If you were thinking like a Republican then I’d owe you a dollar because you’d KNOW that it couldn’t be any of THOSE totally reasonable, logical, rational, science and fact-based reasons.
Think like a Republican!!!
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