(I forgot, according to the Qrackheads, Joe’s already in GITMO, with Hillary, and JFK and the aliens from Area 51 and Richard Simmons or some other stupid fucking conspiracy shit they read about on Facebook, but I digress).
The MAGAidiots are losing their minds because President Biden was on the beach without a shirt on like every other fucking person at the fucking beach, and no, he doesn’t spray paint himself orange, he looks like a guy who is too busy doing his fucking job and not golfing in the Floridian sun every damn day of the week.
The dumbfucks who think nothing of the fact that their melted circus peanut of a messiah is LITERALLY ORANGE (I mean the guy looks like he shellacs himself with f’ng deck stain on the daily and they don’t even notice) are EXTREMELY upset that the 80 year old PRESIDENT of the United States is “pale”.
The trumpy cult of selectively outraged 12 pack of Mountain Lightning for “Brains” stupids is so delusional, and they worship their rotting gourd god so devoutly, that they now seem to think that it’s a prerequisite for the President to appear to have been poached in carrot soup like some Fucking Oval Office Oompa Loompa.
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