Kid Rock went woke!!!

CANCEL HIM!!!

Just kidding, he’s not being canceled as far as I know… yet, but at the end of the day, he’s just another asshole out there capitalizing on doing hateful asshole shit for show, and stoking the hateful asshole tribe to do their own hateful asshole shit (some not JUST for show) and so on and so on… until they’re eventually doing their hateful asshole shit to each other in some f’d in the head circular firing squad of stupid.

I’m sure a helluva lot of them good ol’ boys in their F-YourFeelings Ford pickup trucks have switched “fer good” to Coors Light or some other shitty-ass not “woke beer”. But some grown ass adult man who refers to himself as “Kid Rock” and is apparently some level of famous for singing some song or songs I do not know and do not care to know, has not.

He has not stopped drinking Bud Light despite making sure the the entire damn world knew how he “felt about Bud Light” when he shot up a whole bunch of cases of Bud Light and posted the video online.

And honestly, I wouldn’t give a Fuck about any of this, because it’s just so incredibly stupid and typical and the hypocrisy with these manufactured outrage idiots always goes to 11, and most of the time all they WANT is the attention, but here’s the thing…

This performative bullshit is actually dangerous.

And I don’t just mean in the — Bobby-Dean Dumbfuck done blew off two of the 7 fingers he had left on his right hand lightin’ Mount St. Wokebeer ablaze by blowtorching a mason jar of his Uncle Jeb’s famous homemade hooch, cuz that’s the kind of well-deserved dangerous I fully support.