Klannie Oakley is headed for splitsville

Another parable from teachings of Republican Jesus.

Lauren Boebert, or as I like to call her “Klannie Oakley”, is divorcing her tattooed baloney pony teenage girl flashing hubby, Jayson.

Just like her evil, gun-toting sister from another mister Spork foot Marge Greene. So while Republican Jesus apparently remains steadfast in his belief that it’s our divine right to own an AR-15, divorce and infidelity… meh… you do you girls.

To be clear, I don’t give a flying fuck if they get divorced. I don’t give a fuck if they have Tantric sex guru gang bangs in the back of a conversion van. I don’t care about what they do… I care about how it contradicts what they say.