Yes, we already knew that, and while I recognize the redundancy in making the comparison between Klannie Oakley and actual f’ng refuse, it is worth noting that a scrap heap of broken Robocop blu-ray bits is in fact, infinitely more useful and valuable to society than Lauren Boebert.
But I digress.
What I came here to say… what I really, really, REALLY want to stress… is that she isn’t just the dumbest dumbfuck Republican to ever serve in Congress (and we all know how DEEP that bench of dumbfuckery is) she’s also arguably, one the top 5 when it comes to unabashed, unapologetically grotesque, cruelty.
The woman was handed a lapel pin, a pair of green converse sneakers to be exact, a pin as EXPLAINED TO HER AT THE TIME, was to honor the life of forever frozen in time 4th grader, Uvalde school shooting victim, Maite Rodriguez, and what did she do? How did she react? Did she listen to the story of the green converse sneakers? Did she nod politely, accept the pin and retreat to her office while quietly reflecting on the gruesome reality of that child’s slaughter?
Nope.
She took the pin… and promptly threw it in the trash.
https://twitter.com/victorshi2020/status/1681416427855650817?s=46&t=0jhpxQw9pD9FCcEuf7-TIQ
That heartless bitch not so long ago introduced legislation intended to designate the AR-15 as the “official gun of the United States”. The weapon that was used to slaughter Maite, her classmates and her teachers. The weapon used in Sandy Hook, Buffalo, the Tree of Life and countless other mass shootings. That weapon.
She took a lapel pin WHICH WOULD NOT NEED TO EXIST IF THAT CHILD WAS NOT MURDERED IN HER CLASSROOM, and chucked it with such casual disregard, that it was as if someone on the sidewalk had handed her a useless pamphlet for discounted hip-hop dance classes, or rather in her case, even less useful - a dictionary.
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