Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Remember when Donald Trump promised he’d lower your taxes and didn’t, that he would get you healthcare coverage but didn’t, that he’d lower the cost of your prescriptions, fix your roads and your bridges, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, bring manufacturing back, make Covid disappear and make Mexico pay for the wall, but didn’t, and then you voted for him anyway because at least he said he said he’d stop the immigrants from taking American jobs…
Yeah, about that…
I’m just sitting here thinking about all of those “America First” bigoted Trump voters who now realize they actually elected a bunch of billionaires who are going to cut the programs they need while hiring a shit-ton of immigrants to do the jobs they’re too lazy and too stupid to do.
The circular firing squad of incels and bigots that is Musk and MAGA ain’t got a damn thing to do with the Democrats.
But we are laughing our asses off watching it unfold.
Because the bigoted MAGA base put a felon back in the office he tried to steal because he was an “every man” who said he was going to stop immigrants from ‘taking their jobs’, but they ended up with an immigrant billionaire who’s gonna cut the shit they very much need, while out-sourcing the jobs they’re not smart enough to do, to the immigrants they hate.
If a shit show and a clown rodeo met at a trumpy dive bar, had sex in a dumpster fire and then had a baby, it would grow up to be MAGA.
Buckle up friends, find a safety buddy, make some popcorn, take your vitamins and stockpile your booze, cuz we haven’t even really gotten started and shit is already a fucking train wreck.
Love you guys,
Stay safe, stay strong, stay sane (ish).
Sometimes we have to laugh. Maybe their ineptitude really will save us all.
Jo ❤️
And this song feels particularly apropos today. Plus who among us couldn’t use a little Zeppelin right about now?
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