Lord Farquaad of Florida is at it again.

We have to talk about PragerU.

The very same Republicans who are out there pushing the whole Moms for Liberty bullshit about how ‘kindergarteners are being taught CRT, first graders are learning to make their pee-pees in litter boxes, and that the rainbow flags in a third grader’s classroom are there to make them gay’, the ones out there manufacturing outrage about pole dancing classes for preschoolers, yeah well — to the surprise of literally NO ONE, as it turns out — THEY are the ones doing the “grooming” and “indoctrinating”.

And to be clear, CRT isn’t being taught in any schools, other than colleges. The entire litter box bullshit was based on one teacher explaining how in her classroom they have a bucket full of cat litter. Not because she really, really wanted to make her students identify as furries for some unbeknownst to the people who hired her but clearly batshit reason… nope, that bucket of litter was there in case there was a school shooting and the students had to lock down for hours. They could go to the bathroom in that bucket. Because our collective fucking reality is that instead of doing a goddamn thing about the actual Fucking guns used in school shootings, teachers with a budget of exactly zero school dollars have instead had to get really fucking creative about their responses to SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.

And considering that every “shit-for-brains MAGAidiot told the same beer-buzzed bar bullshit story about his ‘cousin’s daughter being a teacher in some Lib state and that it was one hundred percent true that they wuz grooming them kids to identify as cats by making ‘em pee in litter boxes’, that the actual truth is about the guns they love so Fucking much potentially making it a fucking reality that our kids MAY HAVE TO PEE IN LITTER BOXES if they want to survive a school day, really is too much irony to handle.

Also, I’m 49 Fucking years old, and we had rainbow flags in nearly every classroom I ever had up until about the 5th grade, and they were JUST RAINBOWS. They didn’t make me wanna make-out with my best friend Jody, and even the ones kids today KNOW are FOR Pride, ain’t gonna make Johnny gay any more than a book about earthworms is gonna make him want to take off all his clothes and start shitting out dirt. But I digress.

The whole ‘upside to slavery’ lunacy, yeah that’s happening. That’s actually being taught to children. It’s a real fucking thing. And it’s INSANE.

And chances are good that even if you had no idea what I was talking about, none whatsoever, and I were to ask you, “which state do you think I’m talking about?” You would be able to at least narrow it down to one of two, Texas being the other, but there’s about a 99.95% chance that you’d know instantly, that yes indeed, this next level dumbfuckery is happening in Florida.

Florida being fucking Florida.

And don’t get me wrong, I love Florida… in the way that I love the mountains of West Virginia. In the way that I love a nice red wine buzz. It’s a beautiful state.

To visit.

But I sure as shit wouldn’t wanna live there 24/7.

And I know that there are lots of sane folks in Florida. And to them I mean no offense, because you’re clearly outnumbered by the crazies, and for that I am sorry.

But fucking Florida man. It’s out of control.

And with Lord Farquaad of the Kingdom Puddin Cup Fingers at the helm, it has really, really jumped the shark.

The guy is a 9-Layer dip of authoritarian overreach. From his ’I’ll make that mouse pay’ fixation on avenging the deep wounds inflicted on his soul when Disney was like, ‘Yeah, we don’t think this whole Don’t Say Gay stuff works for us’, to his unrelenting attack on the transgender community, his whitewashing of African-American history, and now his guidelines outlining that if you want to teach AP Psychology, well that’s fine, just so long as there is no mention of gender ideology or sexuality… umm LITERALLY paging Dr. Freud.

The guy just can’t stop.

And I know, I know — he says “It wasn’t me, it’s the state education board, which I appointed…’ while also adding that even IF he didn’t make the changes, that he fully supports them.

And all of that is bad enough.

But enter PragerU, and it’s like adding some rancid durian to a hot-car spoiled egg salad sandwich.

Just when you think it can’t possibly get worse.

It does.

What is PragerU and what is the connection to Florida, you may be asking…