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KeepPinotAlive's avatar

French President Macron, after shaking Zelinski's hand warmly, walked past tRump, looked him up & down, and walked away. Vive la France!

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John Acerbi's avatar

"Pourquoi ne portes-tu pas de costume noir ?

Tu n'as pas de costume noir ?"

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John Acerbi's avatar

Devil with the blue suit, blue suit, blue suit

Devil with the blue suit on 🎵

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George Haile's avatar

He slept through it, imagine if president Joe Biden had done that, the arse licking press would still be yammering on about it in 2055.!!

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

The media would demand that Biden resign.

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Suzette's avatar

What a f'ng disgrace! I loved it when Macron wouldn't shake his hand, and then slapped his fat gut. The one thing that got to me was when he said before he left for Rome was; "I'm looking forward to going". Like who looks forward to going to a funeral? I guess that he was thinking that the Italian food was going to be good. He is a twat.

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JOE P's avatar

Certified🧾✅

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Mark Cohn's avatar

Unfortunately a very dangerous twat

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"... like he was about to offer you a “great deal” on a 2003 Chevy Malibu with only three previous owners and “just a little flood damage.”

I'm dead. So good!!

☠️☠️☠️

🤣🤣🤣

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

And if you don't pay the interest on the car loan, Guido will break your kneecaps.

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CharlyB's avatar

It was never about the tan suit.

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Mark Cohn's avatar

Another Grand Slam Jojo. I love how much you hate that motherfucker as much as I do...This was my favorite meme from yesterday...

Best comment of the day: "Trump was upset the funeral ceremony was not about him. So was everyone else."

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RTN's avatar

Damn, I missed that comment, too busy speed reading the JoJo-ster. Okay, back to the beginning.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Yes, but if the funeral was about him, he would not be able to post on Truth Social during it....

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PDMcK's avatar

Jo, can't top your evaluation of another Trump Train Wreck. You hit every mark. He'll do anything, ANYTHING to get attention and boy, did he ever. Melania didn't look so good herself. What was that on her head, a see-through handkerchief? Mantillas used to be the order of the day to show reverence at a solemn Catholic gathering. Do your homework, guys.

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Kristin Knowles's avatar

She looked like she was cosplaying a Gothic vampiress.

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Lisa J. Miller's avatar

😆 🤣 😂

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RTN's avatar

She was probably sitting there the whole time thinking "now WHERE did I leave my undies?"

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Weezimp's avatar

Where is the MSM headline ‘ANTICHRIST CRASHES PAPAL FUNERAL’?

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Jeannie Litz's avatar

Yup, Trump can even embarrass us without speaking + his usual, nonsensical babble about his wonderfulness or address his amateurish tariffs play w/ secret strategy to start them, stall, start again,fail completely!

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KingRayVet's avatar

Hahaahahaha. 😆😆 But how sad! Who doesn't know the U.S. funeral dress code? It might be universal in tons of countries. You're supposed to know the customs of places you visit and dress accordingly. Especially for this Pope's funeral. Idiot. That guy really is goofy & stupid. Sorry, but he is the worst version of a white man. 🙄 George Carlin would even make fun of him; may he RIP. Cheetolini is a complete embarrassment.

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Teresa JV's avatar

I couldn’t agree more!

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Wynn's avatar

Thanks JoJo for another one of your brilliant masterpieces full of truth, sarcasm and laced with the right touch of humor without fear or favor. You’re certainly are a master in choosing the right words and coherently putting them so masterfully together. Trump in the way he was dressed showed complete disrespect to this solemn occasion. Trump even fell asleep during the mass which was probably one of the rarest of times he got to sleep with his wife, Melania, alongside him. Thanks again JoJo for sharing your candor so openly and freely. You continue to be a light that shines brightly through all the darkness and chaos. You’re a national treasure.

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RTN's avatar

… "one of the rarest of times he got to sleep with his wife, Melania, alongside him".

Boom, nailed it.

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Nina Gilliam's avatar

You know a marriage is over when one spouse doesn't try to prevent the other from being an embarrassment on the global stage. Melania is so done.

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RTN's avatar

True true.

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Dale Bryant's avatar

Another good one. There's no doubt that he's the most crass individual to ever embarrass the USA at a funeral. Self serving sack if crap!

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Patris's avatar

I should save this to read on my deathbed to cheer everyone up 🙏😘😘😘🩵 love you xxx

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Lee Annis's avatar

LOL; one thing, he wouldn't venmo the Vatican or anyone else - for thoughts and prayers. Just cash

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