Nikki Haley sucks.

Let me count the ways.

In a party which enjoys an inexhaustibly deep bench of flip-flopping former guy fawning, party over country, cowardly craven cucks… Nikki Haley might just take top prize.

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Over the past several years—before, during, and after taking a position in his Administration—she's flip-flopped on Trump multiple times, oscillating from criticizing the 45th President to praising him. A spokesperson for Haley did not respond to a request for comment. - TIME MAGAZINE

And with company like Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz & Lindsey Graham… this really IS saying something. And yet, at the end of the day, as bad as they are, as pathetically lickspittling, ball washing and bootlicking as those fools are, Nikki is actually (and look, it’s marginal here ok) but she’s actually worse.

You see - those sycophantic shit for brains suck-ups aren’t quite as loose when it comes to weathercocking as our girl Nikki is. They tend to swing with the bigger gusts and then they tend to stay there a while, at least until the political winds really appear to change, and then they’ll adjust how ever the need to, even if it means to change directions entirely.

But not Nikki. Nope. The neighbor’s two year old could be blowing out the candles on her Cocomelon cupcake, and if enough people liked it, weathercock Nikki would change direction in response.

She was vehemently opposed to him in 2015 & 16.

“Every time someone criticizes him, he goes and makes a political attack back,” Haley said in 2015. “That’s not who we are as Republicans. That’s not what we do.”

She even delivered the Republican response to President Obama’s annual State of the Union address.

“During anxious times, it can be tempting to follow the siren call of the angriest voices. We must resist that temptation,' she warned at one point. 

At another, she said that you don't have to be the 'loudest voice in the room' to make a difference.

Gee… I wonder who she was talking about? 🤔

She was clear as day on what she thought of donald trump. She was, I assume, speaking from her heart in her criticism of him. At least, it certainly felt that way.

Until… her own political calculations proved wrong. And that’s when her blind ambition lead to her first infamous flip-flop.

“Ahead of her state’s primary, she was even more direct, saying that Trump represented “everything a governor doesn’t want in a President.”

Weeks later, she accepted a position in his Cabinet. Because, of course she did.

Until those dang winds blew a new direction…

Speed ahead to 2021 for another flip-flop… when Haley blamed Trump for the deadly Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol and suggested that the GOP would move on without him.

“I think he’s going to find himself further and further isolated,” Haley told Politico the week after the attack. “I think he’s lost any sort of political viability he was going to have… He’s not going to run for federal office again… I don’t think he’s going to be in the picture. … I don’t think he can. He’s fallen so far.”

“We need to acknowledge he let us down,” she continued. “He went down a path he shouldn’t have, and we shouldn’t have followed him, and we shouldn’t have listened to him. And we can’t let that ever happen again.”

She also said (see: flip-flopping):

“I would not run if President Trump ran, and I would talk to him about it,” Haley said. “That’s something that we’ll have a conversation about at some point if that decision is something that has to be made.”

And yet here we are - trump is running, and she is running. Not sure if she ‘asked his permission’ first. (I’m assuming she did. Sad).

Look, at the end of the day, we ALL know Nikki Haley can’t be trusted. At least not fully if at all. She’s contradicted herself more times than trump promised a healthcare plan in ‘2 weeks’.. She’s a trump toady. A stooge. A lackey. And a cowardly, fear mongering, power hungry one at that.

https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/1665529822909456384?s=46&t=0jhpxQw9pD9FCcEuf7-TIQ

And she will NEVER be President.