No MAGA, Donald Trump has never “fought for you.”

He doesn’t give a fuck about you.

I was gonna write about the weathercock of weathercocks Nikki Haley and her cowardly inability to attribute the cause of the Civil War to slavery, but the truth is that I feel like everything there is to be said about that sad sack of selective sycophancy and spinelessness has already been said. We know who she is, even if she doesn’t. And she’ll never be President. She is so lacking in fundamental core values and character, she shouldn’t even be allowed to be President of the angry popcorn review board of the greater Charleston area. She’s so pathetically pusillanimous, she’d waiver on whether or not she should agree to sign the letters with the “sincerely” some of the board’s members wanted or “emphatically” as was demanded by others.

So, Nikki is gonna Nikki, and that’s really all I have to say about that (for the moment).

What I DO want to talk about, because it came up today in a Gym Jordan tweet, as it does nearly every day from one Qrackhead or another, is this demented delusion MAGA pushes on the cult that Donald Trump is somehow “fighting for them.”

They love to say that in reference to his plentiful indictments and charges, which is a pretty fucked up flex, but then again they are also the same sheep-like simpletons walking around in “Never Surrender” t-shirts featuring a photo of his “diaper blowout meets Blue Steel” face literally f’ng surrendering, so I guess it really shouldn’t be all that surprising that being found liable of business fraud really means that he is “fighting for them.”

Especially so when there is literally no plausible, practical, semi-reasonable way to actually make that claim given the fact that said business fraud has been going on since before he was on national television talking with the wife he left his first wife for and would go on to leave for his third wife, about what kind of tits his then baby girl Tiffany would grow up to have as an adult.

Apparently the answer was “not big enough” because unlike his obsession with Ivanka’s bought and paid for perma-perky fun-bags, he can’t even seem to commit Tiff’s name to memory, but I digress.

They really, really want us to believe that all of the trials he is facing, and the charges he is contending with, and the liability he has for a million trillion crimes he’s committed large and small are indicative of how he’s really going to the mat for Ma & Pa MAGA.

Sure, he’s gonna take their healthcare coverage away. But Granny can go without that insulin if it means having a tough talking dictator who promises to keep them brown people from coming for her… (scratches head, thinks real hard… her…) AMERICA!!

He’s fighting for her.

They won’t read this, and even if they did, Ma & Pa MAGA wouldn’t dare accept any of it as the truth, but Lordy — if I could trade them something they’d value that wasn’t an undocumented worker being ripped from his family and flown across the country like some kind of fucked up prop, just to get them to give these words a spin up there in that QAnon crap crowded cranium of theirs, I would love to ask them for a real answer.

What do you mean he is fighting for you?