“Abortion tourism” isn’t a fucking thing either btw.
Maybe they ran out of kittens to juggle this week. Maybe there was a party-wide shortage of ailing grandmas with freshly broken hips to abandon in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store. Maybe they’ve hit their monthly limit on reversing child labor laws. Whatever it was, Republicans must have been running low on their traditional supplies of ‘are you fucking kidding me what the hell year is this anyway’ evil, because what they’re up to now is next level wickedness.
The ”stand with our troops” bullshit brigade has decided that it wasn’t enough emotional and physical cruelty to station women in uniform in hot as balls places like Ft. Hood in Texas or the swampy as Fuck Louisiana flying bug sanctuary base formerly known as Ft. Polk… now, those women — unlike their counterparts in BLUE states, would have to travel, on their own time at the expense of their own dimes, to access abortion care.
Because fuck ‘em, right? That’s what they get for signing up to serve our country.
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