Oh for Fuck’s sake. No. Hunter Biden’s plea deal has nothing to do with Donald trump.
Another day in “That’s Not How Shit Works” school for Republicans.
If you thought the steady chorus of “TWO-TEIRED JUSTICE SYSTEM!” Coming from the Qrackheads was loud before,.. holy f’ng shitballs, today - that Dumbfuckery goes to 11 courtesy of the President’s PRIVATE CITIZEN adult son with the troubled past (to put it mildly) Hunter Biden and his plea deal.
The deal:
So, just so we’re all on the same page here — Hunter Biden reached a plea deal with federal prosecutors to resolve a five-year federal investigation into his failure to pay about $1 million in federal taxes and his purchase of a handgun in 2018.
Under the agreement - he will plead guilty to a pair of misdemeanor tax charges. He was also charged with possessing a firearm while using illegal drugs, but those charges will be dismissed contingent upon his completion of a two-year probation.
The individual in charge of this entire investigation and the resolution of it, is US Attorney for Delaware, David Weiss (a Trump appointee as it so happens which will invariably make him the “Deep State” now).
So - the very same folks who’ve been pounding their chests about Joe Biden ‘weaponizing the federal government by going after his rival blah blah’ as a result of SPECIAL COUNSEL Jack Smith’s incredibly well sourced, detailed and extensively vetted indictment of their rotting gourd god, are now upset because [checks notes] that same President just had “his” Justice Department charge HIS OWN SON with misdemeanors.
Yes, I’m serious.
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