Republican “heroes” suck.

Wanna know who they are - just look at their idols.

Who’s the Republican pinup bad boy for the month of May, you ask? Well, it’s none other than “Good Samaritan” and subway suffocater, Daniel Penny (not to be confused with Daniel Perry - Greg Abbott’s future pardonee who was convicted and sentenced for shooting and killing U.S. Air Force veteran Garrett Foster during a Black Lives Matter protest in downtown Austin in July 2020). That’s a different white who decided that killing another man was just like, his God given right and stuff).

Since it turned out that classified Intel leaking Jack Teixeira wasn’t the squeaky clean patriotic whistleblower Marge Greene made him out to be (who could have guessed) the Qrackhead caucus was in need of a new hero… enter Daniel Penny.