Republicans are showing porn in committee rooms.

No, no — not books about earthworms. Just hookers and blowjobs.

I was gonna write about the indictments of the fake electors in Michigan, and while I admit that’s a huge story, it’s also one I figure we will be talking about a great deal in the months and years to come. Because, let’s be honest — there is only more bad news for trump ahead. Not less.

But also, I really, really wanted to drag a so-called “Christian” Republican for literally showing blown up (no pun intended) photos of Hunter Biden getting head while high from some hookers who were likely also high (why sugarcoat it, that’s what it was) in yet another Benghazipalooza shitshow of a performative stunt bullshit hearing they SAY, “proves” something something President Biden something something corruption something something.

And yes, I am SURE that this is by design. They don’t do ANYTHING that isn’t.

Truthfully, outside of racist, sexist, xenophobic, democracy destabilizing generally evil malfeasance, they’re not CAPABLE of anything else.

I’m sure that their calculus is that if they show Hunter Biden’s dick in an official committee hearing, that we will all magically just “forget” that the rotting gourd god they worship has been indicted in NYC, has been found liable for what the Judge in the E. Jean Carroll case now says was rape, indicted federally for his intentional mishandling of national security documents, and now also knows that he’s about to be indicted for conspiring to defraud the United States in the events leading up to, and during January 6th.

As if we can’t chew gum and fry Fucking traitors at the same time.

And while I’m sure it’s meant as a distraction, one which wouldn’t work if it were coated in peanut butter and dressed in a squirrel suit parading around with a sign which read “very slow and easily catchable super tasty squirrel” and we were a bunch of bored, underfed housebound Hound-mix rescue dogs.

I also think it’s important to pause a minute and not just simply dismiss it only as such.

We can’t keep moving the goalposts for what is craziness worthy of our attention just because they keep moving the goalposts on that Fucking crazy.

They. Showed. Dick. Pics. In. Congress.

Photos of the privates of an adult man, who has never run for office, has never held office, has never been voted for or asked to be voted for by any of us for any reason. A man who, like my own big brother, God rest his soul, made mistakes when it came to drugs. Horrible, life alerting, family hurting, inability to stop any of it thanks to the crippling addiction no matter how desperately he wanted to, mistakes.

But he’s the son of a man with a lifetime of service who has NOT concurrently racked up a record of crimes committed, and today’s GOP is a walking talking Biden impeachment in perpetual search of an impeachable crime.

So, this is what we get.