Ron DeSantis sucks.

Let me count the ways.

Let me put this as eloquently and succinctly as possible - Lord Farquaad of Florida, Ron DeSantis sucks. In every conceivable way, by every imaginable measure. He’s awful from the tips of of his stack heeled cowboy boots to the top of his goofy square head. He oozes odiousness. Puddin’ Fingers is just icky.

If ickiness were a person, or in his case, a malfunctioning animatronic virtual tour guide on some energy themed Epcot attraction slated for imminent redesign, it would walk and talk, and awkwardly gesticulate like Ron DeSantis.

He’s a petty, vengeful, vindictive whiner and a braggadocios bully.