So, Trump called Biden “dumb” did he?

That’s like Charlie Sheen calling Tom Hanks “wild”.

It’s like June Cleaver calling Rodney Dangerfield a “nice boy.”

It’s like Jeffrey Dahmer saying that Guy Fieri eats weird.

It’s like one of the Duggars (not THAT one) calling Jeffrey Epstein a prude.

It’s like me saying that the Pope swears on social media too much.

It’s like my small in the pants paid trolls saying John Holmes had a micro-dick.

It’s like Ben Shapiro giving classes on pleasing a woman,..

It’s a whole lotta Fucking things.

But I digress.

The point is, in the same way that Steve Bannon shouldn’t be giving anyone advice on how to eat clean, Donald Trump shouldn’t be calling anyone dumb. Not even Eric.

OK, maybe Eric. But even an amoeba can say that about the guy.

Because Donald Trump is a Fucking idiot.

And I know what you’re thinking, ‘But Jo, that’s not fair to fucking idiots!’ And you’re right. Even the dumbest dumbfucks on the planet likely possess at least a shred of usefulness.

But not Donald Trump.

Aside from the usefulness of dragging the dunderheaded criminal conman convict-to-be.

Which I am about to do.

And it’s not just that he’s an incurious ignoramus, which obviously he is… it’s the endlessness of his willful stupidity, coupled with his stubbornly steadfast insistence that he’s actually very smart, smarter than most people in fact, which we know he wants us to believe because whenever he’s just learned some obvious fact he undoubtedly didn’t know, he tells us that he knows it, but “most” people don’t.

Take for instance, the time he said this about arguably one of our most well-known Presidents, Abe Lincoln:

“Great president,” Trump said at a fundraising dinner for House Republicans. “Most people don’t even know he was a Republican. Right? Does anyone know? A lot of people don’t know that. We have to build that up a little more.”

Most people actually did know that of course.

We don’t have to “build that up a little more.”Much like we don’t need to build up the fact that water is wet, you know - from the standpoint of water.

But the spaghetti sauce Tupperware stain shit-for-brains didn’t, so he assumes that no one else did either. He’s not just a dimwitted chucklehead, he’s also a pompous, chest puffing “maybe science doesn’t even know why wildfires start” asshole.

He thinks we think he’s smart, because he tells us he’s smart, and that we’re magically just fooled into believing it. Much like how he thinks we look at his Cheeto-dust spray painted skin and think he’s a “young and healthy Adonis.”

When we see an Oompa Loompa.