The crybaby convoy.

The cult of stupids is waging yet another dumb “war” over nothing.

Welp, here we go again. In case you missed it, and if you blinked you might have missed it, the same MAGA morons who in all their finest musketry and Chinese-made “America first” merch tried in abject futility to join up with the Canadian Covid protest convoy of 2020, have once again embarked on a pilgrimage of pointlessness as they descend (although it’s more of an RV’s slow roll) upon the Texas border.

As we all well know, Ma & Pa MAGA are perpetually aggrieved over some inherently racist & not at all coincidentally completely fabricated “threat to them” and thanks to the latest “BORDER CRISIS” crap coming from Team Crazy, they’ve now become so intensely upset and inspired into “action” that they’ve set a course for the Rio Grande.

Just like the incel brigade of bravely-masked “Patriot Front” white nationalists in their adorable matching Best-Buy-meets-bad-boy uniforms, Meemaw & Grampy MAGA, their daughter “Freedom” and her twenty-year old 8th grader twins “Bump Stock” and “Come n Take It” are on their way in a burgundy 1992 Dodge Caravan to “defend” the border!!

Just don’t ask them from what or who, or to show you exactly where, but they’re on their way because it’s under attack!! And ‘Greg Abbott is making a stand against the Biden Administration, the Libtard, socialist, Marxist communists and the [checks notes] “woke” Supreme Court.’

‘Listen up Libs - if that Godly man Greg Abbott wants to let brown women and children drown because they had the audacity to try to come to this country for a better life like my momma and poppa did, then I’m gonna fight for his right to do so.’

Or something like that.

So, Waylon Fuckmygun gassed up his F-150 in “What the Actual Fuck Happens Here” Oklahoma, Jimmy Bob Rabidracist went from raging alone in chat rooms in a dark basement tucked away in his corner of a red state nowhere even remotely near the border to packing up his mom’s Ford and hitting the road to “do something.”