The great MAGA meltdown.

They’re going through some things alright.

MAGA ain’t just broken. They’re Brady Bunch “Mom’s FAVORITE vase!” Broken. Shattering into a million little pieces over and over and over again on a loop.

Nightmare fuel for us Peter Bradys out here having to watch it unfold on repeat.

And as used to their never ending descent into utter lunacy as we’ve become, with each of their rotting gourd god’s indictments, they really seem to be losing it (whatever infinitesimal spec of sanity they have remaining) more and more.

For some strange reason, the Fani Willis charges have really, REALLY triggered Ma & Pa MAGA. It’s almost as if the fact that a powerful, articulate, intelligent, unafraid black woman bringing down the hammer of Justice on their Orange Julius dipped deity and his merry band of craven cronies is just too much for the “Send them back”, chanting Qrackheads.

So they’re melting the Fuck down.

Coupled with the fact that she’s not the ONLY woman of color who’s gonna have a say in Donnie Quad-Indictment’s living arrangements in the next couple of years and it’s like adding a whole bunch of gasoline to an already roaring bigoted bonfire.

And while they aren’t exactly shy these days about saying whatever the fuck openly intolerant bullshit they happen to “think” when it comes to “those people”, often what they do, before the 10th Coors Light kicks in anyway, is to cloak all of that unabashed bigotry in “patriotism”.

‘This just ain’t American blah blah.” Or “America is under attack yadda yadda’.

And they’re too stupid to realize that the rest of us know exactly what the Fuck they’re saying.

This ain’t the America THEY want. And what is under “attack” is the birthright superiority they got on account of being born white.

It don’t matter that their eyes are freakishly narrow-set from 6 generations too many of cousin Fucking, and that on account of that fact, or the fact that they just didn’t go to school much beyond the third grade, that they can’t read or get a good paying job.

A melon-hued messiah “every man” born into billions in NYC told them that their whiteness was enough. That we needed to get back to a time when they could say that shit out loud.

He knew that when they opined for the good old days when America was “great” what they meant by “great” was their white entitlement to more. To take more. To have more. To access more. More than “those people”. While doing LESS than “those people” at the same time. Whatever the hell that even meant. Even if it meant nothing. They wanted the feeling back. And he said he would bring it back. That he’d make America “great again”…

And the idea that some women of color are gonna take their Champion of Prejudice and throw his ass in the pokey is like trying to tell them that Jesus ain’t a white man who speaks American.