To the people who told me to “calm down” in 2016…

Fuck you.

To everyone who told me to “calm down” in 2016 and that I should “stop being so dramatic”…

That guy I was freaking out about stacked SCOTUS with three Christofascists before plotting a coup, inciting a deadly insurrection and stealing our national security secrets, so f*ck you.

Look, to the people who voted for that Gorilla that was killed in that zoo, I get it, maybe Hillary wasn’t your cup of tea, ok fine. Maybe a lifelong dedication to public service and a resume which included First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State didn’t make you horny baby.

Maybe it was the fact that you couldn’t vote for anyone named Clinton, for whatever reason you were never entirely sure, but you heard some smart sounding dude at the gym say it, and he did have pretty impressive pecs, so you said it too.

Maybe you didn’t really buy the whole idea that the lady who didn’t brag about grabbing women by the pussy or mock a disabled reporter or call women dogs or say she would date her own daughter was actually the “lesser of two evils”.