trump Vs DeSantis. May they both lose.
The battle of the evil, power-hungry, fascist Floridians is underway.
Look, this is a battle I never wanted. I wanted to see donald trump behind bars by now (wishful thinking I know). I wanted to see Ron DeSantis, the guy who had willfully allowed a deadly pandemic to ravage his state for bragging rights & told masked students to unmask, and had reporters removed by security from press conferences for asking ANYTHING he didn’t like, to be a former Governor, hiding in the corner of his bedroom, finger-fucking his third pudding cup of the day by 9am, while his pants-wearing wifey angrily goes through her closet of caped dresses she’ll now never get to wear.
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