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Someone please put him out of his misery!!! LOL

This lady is funny AF, playing an ignorant 'Good Ole' Gurl'

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I LOVE 💗 Becky Sue. Might even marry her and take her on as a co-dependent!

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Our misery*

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I wouldn't give that fool the satisfaction of making me miserable. He's a miserable, lying human being. lol

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I do love Becky Sue. She tells it like it is, or at least like it had outta be.

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Bwaaaaaaahahahaha, OMG!

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This is the best one yet. I peed in my pants laughing so hard. I’ve got relatives who sound just like you love them some Rump. Amen and hallelujah sista.

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I’ll admit the reviews were hard to get through without losing it 😂

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Jesus AND God!!!😂😂

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Don’t we all. Just don’t know why

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Me either. Western NC has their share of ignorant. Thank goodness my mom got out of there after college.

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I’m from the North Carolina coastal plains not far from the best beaches anywhere and I miss it and the food like crazy. Only some of my family fell for Trump and I lost my older brother over him, I doubt he still feels that way but we haven’t spoken in so long I wouldn’t know. One thing I’ve learned from living in so many regions of the country and now in California is that there are sensible people and stupid people in every part of the country. My husband is from Chicago and his most of his family are big time Trumpers. Regardless of stereo types it’s no longer a matter of where you live. I found out there are more white supremest in central California than anywhere in the country.

You never know. Red states reach all the way up to Canada. Some may never change but I’m hoping this election NC goes blue again, it’s a swing state. I can’t speak to western NC it’s a wide state and the blue ridge mountains are beautiful but it’s so different than the eastern side.

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I grew up in Raleigh. Left after college and just moved back to VA. The R candidate running for gov n NC is a lunatic. Spend my childhood on the outer banks. CA has really changed. We left Texas after 30 years over politics partly. My husband is Hispanic and we lived on the border the last three years. He’s a Federal agent. We saw stuff that made my soul die a little. Voting blue no matter what.

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Ashville is cool. I love the coast.

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I don't. If I do, they wouldn't dare step to me talking all that bullshit. I let them know exactly where I stand, so they won't come out of the dark with me. LOL

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Mine either except my older brother who thinks he’s the only marine in the country who served in Vietnam even though he changed it later I don’t see how we broke apart over Donald-Mr. Bone Spurs, Trump the draft exemption rich boy opposite of my brother who was an admirer of John McCain as well.

TFG has something I can’t see

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Never you mind Becky Sue. I done seem them shoes in gold an I done got me a pair but they ain’t two ezy to ware

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I want me on of them thar bibles two Becky Sue but my free check money is done been spent on sentials so can you make me a loan of some of yours before Mr. Trump sells elm all causen everybody but me saved thar grocers mony for win Mr. trumps bibles com out and thay will al be goone

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Sentials. We need to compile a dictionary of American hillbilly.

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Actually there is already a hillbilly dictionary. Most regions have their own dialect. I still have to interpret what my Chicago husband says-it’s backwards, they leave out the H in teeth and both etc..Im not sure that applies as much as it did years ago with Barack Obama and other elites having homes in the mountains of NC but I’m sure there are plenty of the Scot/Irish descendants left who didn’t trust government.

They do have a dialect of their own but being from the coastal plains area myself I’m not sure what they sound like.

North Carolina itself has the most different dialects of any state even a few miles from where I lived most of my life there were people I could barely understand.

Sounded like boon hower on King f the Hill.

Bet you didn’t count on a lesson in dialects. I can’t help it. Sorry 🥹

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*ded*

(things like this might make me sign up for TikTok)

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😱

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Who the hell is Becky Sue?

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She is me. I am her. 😂

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And we are all together…. Ku Ku ka chu

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No no none of that

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I can’t believe Becky Sue isn’t known the world over by now.

The man is keeping you down Becky Sue.

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Yea Jo, have you sent a few Becky Sue vids to SNL Weekend Update? As previously submitted, they should make you a regular walk-on character and then Becky Sue WILL be known the world over! :)

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She’s already been named and her picture on SNL with other journalist who are anti-Trump so her foot’s Jin the door. Won’t be long now.

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Saw it, that was AWESOME! :)

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😂😂

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You have to ask? Why she’s pert near tha best most loyal fan of that Mr. Trump and she loves to speak her piece tellin folks tha truth that all them charges they out on him is lies an tha real truth is gonna come out how they entarped Mr. Trump cause they want him to lose his President race. I love Becky Sue so much I’m gonna name my grand baby after her in Homer of her A real ameriken heero.

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Hahahahaha. Listen, this is just about the funniest crap I've ever seen. She must've made her up to make us laugh through the craziest time in AmeriKKKan history.

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Of course. A good mix of posting the truth and then some comic relief for her audience.

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When Putin is done with him he'll get entarped alright.☠☠😆😆

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You didn't know he's Putin's bitch? LOL

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Tsar Vladimir is a use-and-discard kind of guy.

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So is Cheetolini! hahahaha

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😂😂

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Come to think of it that’s not such a bad idea 🤣

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😈😈😂😂

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🤣🤣🤣 you got it Charlie 🤣

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😱

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I was wondering what happened to Becky Sue. So she's bought the Trump Bible with her public assistance money. That means that she attends the Church of the Shitgibbon. That's right, darling. You're prey alright. Eaten up by the dumbass.😂😂😂

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I jest KNEW Becky Sue would have an explanation for the entire thing! She is the living embodiment of "Bless her heart" isn't she? Sadly, if he thought he could get away with it, he'd do just those things! As usual Jo, a hit out of the ball park! Thank you.

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Too freaking hilarious, it’s like you’re inside DFG‘s head! 😂😂😂

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Nice to see you again, Becky Sue! And let me say, you are one fine woman for standing tall with Donald J Trump. He’s like Jesus on steroids.

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Way to go Jojo!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa Oops, sorry, I meant Becky Sue. lol

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Nice Becky Sue! "The Tan Commandments" lol! As outrageous as it sounds, I would imagine Trump's reaction to be: "Sounds good to me - especially the part about giving me money you would've sent to your dead relatives! I like that idea." He's done his best to murder satire, but this is nevertheless brilliant.

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🤣😂. That was awesome!

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Absoultely priceless !!!!

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Don't coverlet his stuff.....

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