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Girl… you are on a roll. Damn good article.

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PERFECT! I can't even identify the feeling I get anymore of that entitled little shit who thinks his doesn't stink like everybody else's.

JoJo, you keep me laughing, I swear. What a great writer are you? You need a cartoonist. They could clean up on your articles. Hahahahahaha

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Maybe Anne Telenes? (spellingg probably wrong) she just quit the WaPo because they wouldn't run her cartoon with the billionaires (including an identifiable Bezos) worshiping trump.

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Yes, like her. I just read something from her before I saw this article. I'm just throwing something out there, though. JoJo finds perfect memes/videos for what she's writing about. Might be fun for a cartoonist, tho. :)

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Trump will soon schedule a Stalin-style military parade for himself to overcompensate for the half mast. Once Hegseth purges the military leadership there will be no one left to oppose it. Draft dodgers get double the missiles and tanks in their parade. He is still pissed at Milley for opposing it after Trump had Bastille Day envy.

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Last time he tried that, it didn't work. He'll sucker the Generals into it, or maybe his president Musty will pay them to do it. What an insult to the military if he pulls that off. SMFH

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Chump’s half-mast is permanent

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JoJo - that's the best description of Il Douche L'Orange that I have ever read. You are spot on. Again.

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And I hope that not one person in DC allows a single flag to be raised above half staff.

For extra joy, read about White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and the reporter asking if the White House would consider reversing or reevaluating plans to keep flags at half staff. Her response: "No." Incidentally, the directive is in the US Flag Code.

Suck it, donOld.

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I hope you are right. He has a way of getting his demands met. I'm really not sure why unless Putin has blackmail on EVERYONE in DC?

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There are assholes around here who won't lower their flags. 😡😡😡

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WOW!! People in this country have become really lame & mentally deranged.

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A tour de force! Pulitzer Prize stuff!

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Thanks JoJo! Great read and you nailed the 🍊🐖 perfectly.

Feel better soon…..remember we’ve got to be ready to kick some big fat orange ass!

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Jojo…made me smile!♥️

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Very good takedown of the Large Slow Target.

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Jojo, all you need is an illustrator, an agent & a publisher, and you’ve got the ‘Now Version’ of the Emperor’s New Clothes, or some very cool snarky parody story! I’d buy one if just to save for someone to find long after I’m (& he’s) gone. Gopher it! 😉

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Brilliant, JoJo! 👏👏👏 And while you're sick! Feel better soon. 💜

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The little dude needs an Arnold Pallet expandomatic penile implant. It gives an arise when you can't.

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Hahahahahaha. You know, lots of people missed that little speech of his about Arnold Palmer's dick. I saw it on YouTube for some reason, and I couldn't believe what was coming out of his stupid mouth.

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I’ll never forget that shit. 😂

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I'll never forget that AFTER that insanity, 'Merica VOTED FOR HIM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????

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I’ll never understand it. Not for as long as I live.

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I'm still waiting for my sweatshirt that says, "Don't blame me. I voted for the Black woman." It's really a sexist, racist thing. Folks can point fingers all they want. I know what's more likely to be the truth of the matter, and both things have become very covert now. OR they cheated again through the voting software. Something tells me it was the latter, because it's virtually untraceable.

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Me either. I started thinking that he's bisexual or something. Putin's bitch n' all. Hahahahaha

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OUTSTANDING. YES, TO ALL OF IT! And, to the moron who couldn't figure out how to cancel his subscription, I hope you get everything you voted for, fucker.

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Hahahahaha. I barked at him.

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Tommy TV would have worked almost as well, but, wow, Roald Dahl knew his bad eggs.

Can’t we just crack him and make a scorched omelet? Four years: God, I can’t stand four days of him.

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Perfect bedtime story for the ages. As long as all the books in the world aren’t burned, this will be the fairytale to explain the history of this human being who fell into a presidency.

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Take care of yourself. We’ve got some heavy days coming up.

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