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It was hard to watch and listen to so many lies one right after the other and the liar gong was constantly going off and it was bang bang bang and she lied and lied and lied and lied. Finally my one hope was that her ear drums-like mine-were bleeding.

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I'll be honest. After being on a high from Joe's SOTU? I started the clip, then about 15 seconds in I nearly threw up. I simple could NOT listen to it. Maybe tomorrow. Although... No promises. Maybe yours will have to do, darling Jo. 😊❤️

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I didn’t watch the “esteemed” Alabama senator’s response to SOTU, but your parody provided fodder for why the Republican Party is doomed and why it should spend most of its time reinventing itself. Your acting skills deserve an 🥇. Well done. 👏👏👏

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I have no idea how or why they picked that fucking stupid drama queen to give the response to the SOTU. The fake crying. The fake smile…like she had a hanger in her mouth. And all the lies.

I couldn’t watch with the sound on for more than a minute at a time (it was pretty funny watching her face with the sound off). The women of The View totally ripped her a new one today and one of them said, I think it was Ana Navarro, “I don’t know what she’s doing in the kitchen , she should be in a mental institution the way she was talking”😂

I just don’t get why the MAGA idiots just can’t grasp that you can express opposing views without totally and outright lying. But then again, I don’t get how they can stand Trump ….soooo

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Omfg. Absolutely genius.

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What’s that?

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You totally captured Katie the Stepford Senator in your parody. (Her daughter Know your Place and her son Make Me A Sandwich Bitch, 😂😂😂😂) I think they sent her to the William Shatner School of Overacting for a crash course. Dark Brandon own all their Fascist asses last night.💪💪🇺🇲🗽🦅

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She did

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By the way, when you try to destroy public education, the girls and women lose out the most. Britt is an object lesson in the fact that those deficits usually are not recoverable.

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Katie is one odd ding-a-ling

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In a gaggle of odd ding-a-lings so at least she has company.

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You gotta figure that anyone that names her son Ridgeway and expects him to get through school alive has a few screws loose . But that aside, if this was her audition for some role…man, did she fail or what??? 😂

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I turned her response off a minute into it. I couldn't bear to watch. I know too many people like that in the South and I hate every fucking one of them.

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Don’t get caught up in generalizations. Just look at Georgia Blue. I’m hoping for another NC blue but forget about Alabama, no loss there and frankly we don’t need them. Their laws allow for wills to be ignored.

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I've lived in the south for almost 29 years; 9 in Georgia and 20 in NC.

And I still stand by my comment that I hate people who present themselves like she does. I cannot stand the "sickly sweet southern stepford wife". They are regressive and annoying.

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Wow! I never knew there was a term for it but that’s it! Thank you!

I met many women like Katie when I lived in Georgia and some here in North Carolina. Some of them were not nefarious but the ones like Katie represents (teachers, leaders, etc.) *those* are the ones I hate.

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I’m sure the feeling is mutual. You’re a dick

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Bless your heart.

I have my reasons why I don’t like people like her and don’t owe you an explanation as to why.

Won’t be the first time an Internet stranger called me an ass or a dick. Probably won’t be the last.

Have the day you deserve.

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I am with you Brian and co-signed. People like that bake pies while the world burns.

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She doesn’t represent me. I’m Democrat and proud North Carolinian. And you’re an ass

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So are you

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Oh no! I’m from the south! Love my Tarheel State home of Carolina Tarheels, home of Micheal Jordan home of BBQ, home of Venus fly trap and warm water beach’s

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Nobody cares what you like.

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SNL needs to contact you immediately for this weeks cold open. SOTU? How about STFU.

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I agree

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Your take on it was hilarious! Unfortunately, it was also what straight white men think women should be. In the kitchen, subservient and malleable.

On the other hand, Joe was on 🔥! He nailed it, and showed how quick on his feet he could be when he interacted with the GOP. I was so very proud of his great speech.

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Thankfully, not any of the straight white men I know feel at all that way . I’m hoping you meant straight Southern evangelical or MAGA white men ?😊

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Definitely maga men. Members of the patriarchy. Thanks for pointing that out.

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That "Fundie Baby Voice" that Jess Piper talks about. You nailed it!

https://jesspiper.substack.com/p/the-fundie-baby-voice?r=cxnub&triedRedirect=true

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Thank you, Don, for the link. What a gift of understanding.

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You are straight up AWESOME

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Nailed it. 💯

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I am so glad you watched, and parodied the entire thing because, like so many of us, I threw up in my mouth a little just listening to Britt and could not continue.

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The fundie wife voice down pat! This is terrific. And you got to clean your house🥹

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JoJo, As we used to say back in the ‘40’s, you’re a caution! Nailed it!! -Ron

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It was spot on too.

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