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I accidentally posted the “clean” version of that song lol. Who needs that shit. Here’s the real one.

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ylAVPbjRQoNY0khgh63Jf?si=Gze6Md59Q-SFolH7W0O9Pg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A03r2opEvFi1PEs2SrkWMKV

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SOOO much better! Thanks.

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Everything you wrote was excellent. However, the throwing themselves on the ground and missing thing was kind of epic.

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Happy to see that I am not the only one that is still so angry at these dumbass voters. I'm saving this one!

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That one’s a knee slapper!

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Agreed. I liked that.

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😂😂😂

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"They could throw themselves on the ground and miss" 😂😂😂

Oh, dear god...I needed this today.

I'm putting that song on repeat.

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"And we lost in part, because a whole bunch of people who have been running shit and making decisions since the goddamn gold rush, refused to step aside and let the people who don’t remember when dinosaurs walked the earth run this shit."

I am dying here!

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*Standing on a chair, whistling and stomping my feet*

I co-sign this 10000000000000%

I confess, daughter and I are still one finger saluting any house that has trump signs outside and I think I would probably cross the street to not help a magat. I have long since lost any attempt at the high road. Time to meet them where they live.

I echo Lee in saying if they do illegal things, bring them to court. Hell, for doxing, you might be able to get a contingency lawyer? Remember, keys between knuckles in dark places!

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Oh we do too!!!!

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I've got a work key ring with 20-30 keys on it. Perfect for maximum damage!😈😈

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Awe geez, JoJo, why’d you hold back? Love it!

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Yep — this was my version of restraint. 😂😂😂

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One suggestion: Don't! Just don't...hold back. Truth is what we need right now!

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Oh I don’t have a restrained setting lol

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I hate to say this, but...I didn't read your entire rant...because I agree with you about EVERYTHING! He showed us all his cards...ALL OF THEM. They knew what he was all about, and they voted for him anyway. They are about the go through the "find out" portion of "f*ck around and...". The bad thing is that we have to go through it with them.

Please excuse me, but I have to check my liquor supplies for the next four years...it's not going to be fun.

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I’m gonna need a liver transplant first.

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😂😂😂

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"Our Lady of the Perpetual Mulligan" - Love that metaphor

You don't sound like someone who thinks Trump'll protect you like he promised, Jo........

By the way, dont hesitate to block or sue, some of those folks need to think twice before they act so maliciously. Perhaps it'd be a good thing if you put the fear of the Lord, anddddddddd Ms. Jo in them

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Reading your post is always cathartic for me!!!

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Absolutely fucking perfect!

I agree with Janice, throwing themselves on the ground and missing is absolutely EPIC!!!

Thank you!

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His other Sunday place of worship is the Church of the Immaculate Fairway, known for its maxim “Let us prey”.

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Your finest work to date. 10/10; no notes

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Nailed it. I’ve been told "the election is over, time to move on."Fuck that. "He’s the president, like it or not, we have to live with it." Fuck that, too. I’m not moving on and I’m not living with it.

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If you voted for CADET BONE SPURS, called the Military SUCKERS AND LOSERS, and disgraced Arlington.

GO TO FUCKING HELL.

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Thank you for this, wonderfully stated. I'd like to add;

If you voted for the guy who took millions from the NRA and you think that'll protect the 2nd amendment, you're a fucking idiot.

If you think there's an authoritarian state that lets its citizenry be armed, you're a fucking idiot.

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👍👍

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You’re fiery and angry. I wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley. I can feel your seething contempt for the whole MAGA crowd.

Keep it up, the righteous will triumph over the wicked!

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