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Can we please just fast-forward to the part where the rich and powerful escape to a distant planet and are promptly eaten by alien dinosaurs?

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😂😂😂😂

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Trust me JoJo, none of those billionaires have dicks like their rockets… they wish. From Faceborg being shoved into his locker in middle school to the Bezoid having to look up at his taller classmates to Space Nazi being treated as the autistic nerd he is and having to pay women to have sex with him, they are a bunch of unhappy little boys who channeled their insecurities into ravening greed. Now they have more money than they can spend and they are still empty.

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I'm pretty sure SpaceKaren McNazi is not autistic. At all. From what I've read, he's never been officially diagnosed and is self-claiming being "on the spectrum". I work with a high-functioning autistic man, and while he's good at his job and interacts with people, he is in no way capable of presenting himself as normal as SpaceKaren does.

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I'd agree with you BUT...in the film we're all dead by then. I'm not sure I'm wild about that part. Can we send the script to the Rewrite Department?

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I'm on it! 🫡 🏃‍♀️✍️

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Not promptly. Slowly and painfully. After falling into sandpits. Thanks.

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I like how you think. 😈

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😂😂🤣🤣

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Jesus Christ on a jet ski, JoJo. You're right, we can't give the fuck up!

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JoJo you are always spot on. What frightens me is no one is standing up to the POS while he destroy's us.

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WE are. All of us.

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Goddamned right!👍💪

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Yes we are

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And legacy media is reporting all of this as if it’s just regular news, not the destruction of our country.

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Bought and paid for. What did you expect?

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What is worse is that the dumb fuck is siding with Putin and abandoning Ukraine and the allies that always stood in support of USA He’s the worst person who has has ever existed.

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Putin's investment in the 2024 election paid off, and has his useful CONVICT IDIOT.

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You go. While a month ago your screed on speed (squared) might have struck even me as over the top, today it doesn't. A few little exaggerations notwithstanding, it speaks directly to me in language I understand about a situation that surpasses understanding.

In my view, rigging is the only way we could have arrived here that even begins to make sense. But however we got here, we're here -- and THIS, far more than any of the thousands of calm commentaries and hand-wringings out there (including my own) is faithful to the actuality of here. Something to reference when we're engaged in trying to parse and make sense out of the latest abominations.

The words "horror" and "outrage" and "betrayal" and "evil" are, after all, just words -- polite words -- they don't and can't do justice to this experience. It is why the word "fuck," in all its declensions and conjugations, was probably invented. Thank you - Your new paid subscriber.

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Welcome! 😊

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We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister should be the theme song. Givem’ hell and take away the ice water!

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This Florida native says Amen to you on the pineapple! Great stuff otherwise, too, but do get to matters in Ukraine, where he really is starting to say stupid stuff excusing genocide. Wish I could hear your podcast live!

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I'm sorry, this Italian American (whose grandfather came from so far north my dad's friend called him "near Swiss") says NEVER!!! LOL

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"Shoot Yer Dinner, Arkansas" made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit. 😂

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I'm not sure which will collapse the country first.

A bird flu epidemic without the CDC or NIH.

Deaths from food poisoning without the FDA.

Planes crashing with a stunted FAA.

Millions going into poverty without Social Security.

Deaths without Medicare/Medicaid.

Children starving without SNAP.

Millions going into poverty without Social Security.

Deaths without Obamacare.

Children starving without SNAP.

All of this, and more, is in the massive reconciliation bill that only requires a simple majority in both chambers. Democrats hands are tied, will there be sane Republicans who will vote no, if only for their constituents?

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Thank you I didn’t know that I wanted to hear all those things but I did!! Yes we have to keep going for our lives and this country!! Love you!🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Phony Stark! 😂🤣

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It is apparent that Putin has something on the Turd from Mierda Largo. He has just about handed Ukraine to his butt buddy. No country should trust the United States now. Band together and fight together as one. Screw the United States as long as MAGA is in control. True Americans are with you.

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We’re in this together.

Credit to Joyce White Vance

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Aside from Jo and Dan Rather, the only other subscription I am actually reading these days! She is a national treasure!

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Today I saw a letter to the editor criticizing the standard procedure for dealing with an avian flu outbreak. The price of eggs is high because they kill all the hens and destroy any eggs they find and they do that because they don't know how to treat the flu. Real MAGA fantasy stuff.

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maga (I refuse to capitalize it) thinks it can cure avian flu just like the flu humans get. The entire flock, if hit with the virus, dies in two days. The only way to get rid of it is to keep flocks under cover, because droppings from birds flying over can infect a flock.

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What to say other than thank God I am a Canadian of primate origins and know the difference between myth and science. I am listening to the debate on the meaning of shall and Dr Samuel Johnson may have been a conservative English Supremacist, but he defined shall in 1776 and 1789.

https://johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/views/search.php?term=shall

Winston worked in Thomas Woodrow Wilson's Ministry of Truth, Justice and the English Way and Superman grew up in Smallville Alberta before moving to Hogtown Ontario and truth, and justice is the Canadian Way and Elkon Musk's grandfather Dr? Joshua Norman Haldeman was born in Pequot Lakes Minnesota and moved to Regina Saskatchewan to practice medicine until Canada's man of the 20th century the democratic socialist Pastor Tommy Douglas said healthcare is a HUMAN RIGHT not an English Privilege and Dr Haldeman took his wife and daughter to the land of the free and home of the brave Apartheid South Africa. I watched the HATEFEST in San Francisco in 1964 with my father who arrived in New York Harbour in 1927 after finishing Jesuit High School in Poland in a town near Camp Auschwitz near a city called Krakow. My father hated Reagan, Goldvasser and the GOP "Christianist" platform and the Klan and Koch's Stalinist John Birch Society.

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