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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

The sun isn’t even up out here on the left coast, but yet, reading this is getting the day off to a good start. MAGA is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

Left coast I like it...think I'm going to get a tshirt made...thanks

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Nov 24·edited 20 hrs agoLiked by JoJoFromJerz

Thanks JoJo I needed that bit of laughter. My bit of advice with the holidays coming, surround yourself with ones you love and great friends and move forward with one loud voice. We’re going to need that.

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

"Maybe Tulsi Gabbard will be too busy chasing those adorable Dalmatians . . . "

I almost did a coffee spit-take. She really is Cruella, isn't she!

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Cruella had better dress sense…

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But let’s not forget that Marge could always rely on the Gazpacho police to repress us.

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Won't happen...our military will never allow shooting citizens...now state police like texas could be different. Saw an interview w general milley recently stating not going to happen...military has a different code ti follow even dickhead will not be able to change. The fox journalist if u want to call him that won't get confirmed...just asking him if he'll attack citizens...i dare him to lie...it's out there already. He'll do whatever dickhead wants. Not happening

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Nov 24·edited 21 hrs agoLiked by JoJoFromJerz

Brilliant column today Jo. Had me laughing out loud. I pray all your predictions come true with Trump. And he implodes with ineptitude like you said. How could he not with that insane cabinet?! Just hope they don't do too much damage first. Thanks for the laughs at the end too. I sure needed them today. You're the best. 👏🏻❤️🇺🇸💙

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

I'm sometimes confused between "simile" and "metaphor," but I know that you are the Grand Master of both. Great community you're building here. And with laughter. Cheers.

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

Thank you. You rant so I don’t have to, knowing I could not have said it any better.

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

Oh my gosh Jo as I sit here with you on my phone and simultaneously trying to listen and make sense ( NO FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE!) of this morning' s Meet the Press ignoramuses vying for chief insanity of the nation -- I'm so grateful for your humor and your sharing 😄. And you're correct about the 😂🤣. I'm screaming at the Lord God Almighty to just stop the madness. It's like I've soooooo run out of words that whoever is responsible for the fuck fuck FUCKERY choice of language is one that I personally have adopted because there are no words in my English language to be able to speak on this. And I spent over forty years to conquer my personal vulgarity!!! It's like shooting ducks in a carnival game. And I've also adopted the 'bing bang boom' verbage of "historical value"!!! As a way of silently shooting every single one of the nominees (candi- dont's!!) that the maga mental midgets just keep throwing out there for confirmation of madness!! I'm still convinced that WE THE PEOPLE ARE going to immerge victorious - despite/inspite of the chaotic chaos we are seeing every day. Praise be to God I'm not giving up or giving in!!

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"Margie Dumb Kedopey, you’re our only hope!"

I just spit coffee all over the table. 😂😂😂😂😂

This was completely excellent. 👏👏👏👏

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I’m laughing through the tears. You are hysterically tragically brilliant.

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yes, I tell myself that these guys and gals are simply going to fuck themselves up. and worse then we can imagine. we still have to fight back where and when we can but they're concocting schemes that we can't imagine that will not only shoot them in their own foot but will blow those babies off.

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Margie Dumb Kedopey!!😂😂😂 Thanks for some laughs this morning. Joe is sly! She'll never find the Hurricane machine.😂😂 Those two clips at the end are priceless!!

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

“they’re so mind numbingly fucking dumb they could hide their own Easter eggs”

That was a spit out my coffee line, thank you!

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Paraphrased adage: in chaos, there is opportunity. We need to come together to make sure the Dem party does this.

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/a-christian-thumbs-up-to-donald-trump?r=3m1bs

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Two thumbs up for the REM drive by! Cue the mandolin…

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Be careful where you say "WE ARE" because in my neck of the woods it demands the crowd respond with "Penn STATE".

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Here if for some inexplicable reason you yell O-H you'll get a response of I-O.😂😂

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I came here to say this too lol

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Haha. Right!

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Nov 24Liked by JoJoFromJerz

I agree. They are all so stupid as to be laughable. (If they weren’t also dangerous). We will see the paragon of ruthless inefficiency in this administration. I don’t expect the first round of appointments to survive the first year. If only …

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