Let’s start with the “good news” first shall we?
And yes, in this case “good news” as it pertains to McMeltyCar Von Penis Rocket is basically like learning that your recent gastrointestinal distress is not some water-born flesh eating disease which will kill you excruciatingly slowly, but just your average miserable fucking stomach bug instead.
(Yay)
A federal judge has just blocked Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency from accessing Treasury Department records that contain sensitive personal data such as Social Security and bank account numbers for millions of Americans.
So, the foreign born private citizen with unfathomable wealth and deep financial ties to our nations adversaries who is currently controlling our government and canceling congressionally approved funds without a shred of authority, can’t for now at least access our Social Security numbers and bank account information.
I guess if we’re looking at things through a lens of glasses being half full, this one is half full of Fluoroantimonic acid, but at least it’s only half full, right?
Sure, a fake billionaire is letting a fake genius destroy America because of a bunch of fake patriots who are too stupid, too entitled, and too hateful to understand the difference between what is fake and what is fact, but at least for the moment, the Ketamine King and his merry band of unripened incels can’t open a Costco card in my name. So, there is that.
And yes, an unelected broligarch has already hacked our bank accounts, bird flu is raging, Tuberculosis is spreading, airplanes are falling out of the sky, and Donald Trump is planning. Gaz-a-Lago, but at least we’re getting plastic straws back.
So, at least there’s that.
In other news, grab a cup of coffee and join me, and some of my AMAZING warrior friends like
at 10 AM for a super fun announcement!! 👇👇
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